Those of you that know me well know that I have many, many weaknesses. However, only those that know me really, really well know that I have one extremely girly weakness...shoes. But, I'm man enough to admit it to you here and now.
Today (because of my increasing poverty) I decided that I was going to donate (what they really mean here is "sell") my plasma. We got a little ad in the mail and it sounded like a quick easy way to make a couple bucks. Well, I get to the place and it appears that only crack addicts and hookers "donate" plasma in Gainesville. Yes, I know. That is a snap judgement, but that place had some scary folks in it. Anyway, the lady said I needed my SS card my first time. I don't carry around my social security card so I had to go alllll the way back home and get it. As I'm checking in for the second time, I ask the lady how long it's going to take. She says it will take 3 to 4 HOURS. What?! They have to do a whole initial workup on you I guess. It's not that I don't have the time...I do. But I didn't even bring a book or anything. Plus I hadn't eaten for a few hours already, and I didn't want to be stuck there for another 4. So, I left. Maybe another day.
I need a new white dress shirt, so on my way home I decided to stop at Ross to see if they had one in my size...
That's when I saw these beauties
Yeah, yeah. I know that's not why I went to Ross, but do you see the price?? Can't beat that. And yes, they look fairly similar to these guys, but they're not. I promise. These are lower cut, have a thinner sole, and are a more casual than athletic shoe.
Besides, I kinda needed a replacement for these.
Sadly, I really like these shoes, but I haven't had them very long and they're already frayed and worn.
So, rather than end the day with 40 bucks in my pocket, I spent $40. And do you think I even have a white dress shirt to show for it? Let's not talk about it, OK? Like I said, I have a problem. (I may take them back anyway once the guilt sets in).
That is too funny!
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