A Bit o' Creepy

As I was looking on Craigslist for a place to stay in Gainesville, I came across this gem... (multiple ads for the same creepy house)

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/roo/2977256606.html

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/roo/2977237169.html

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/roo/3024654196.html

If you would like to willfully enter a house deep in the Florida woods, be murdered and then fed to the killer's cats...by all means, please reply to the ad.

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